Nip slips are just a natural part of life. The faster we can all accept that, the faster we can all just move on with our lives.
Sanity trumps perfection, ALWAYS.
Don't confuse mild inconveniences with detrimental life sentences.
Life is all about balance: don't get so drunk that you forget all the epic stuff you did when you were drunk.
Synergize in sin city.
Be your own source of unconditional love, empathy, and support, like you are for everyone else.
There's no such thing as the "old" you. You're the oldest you've ever been right now.
There's anxiety and then there's justified anxiety.
Weed might be medicine, but no one needs medicine everyday.
Even through all the lies, hate, and bullying, never stop loving. Love is the most powerful thing we have.
Life is all about balance and teetering on the edge of insanity.
Stoners: knock on backwoods.
Looking good doesn't always make you feel confident, but feeling confident always makes you look good.
I bet you never know how many friends you have until you buy a pickup truck.
Confidence is the anthesis of fear.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but in the hands of the media.
Laughter may be the best medicine, but love is the cure.
Some people want the best for you and some only want what's best for you if it's not better than what they have.
Is it actually 5:00 PM somewhere, though?
Candy Crush levels might be more infinite than the universe.
Maybe we should start calling them man-daids.
Amazon and Target may actually be addictions.
Previous Generation: Chivalry is dead.
Our Generation: Sobriety is dead.
I'm considering myself sober because I'm only drunk not drunk and high.
Forget trying to understand everyone, just accept them.
Sometimes horoscopes call you the fuck out.
Guilt and accountability are two different things.
Sometimes the side dish is just better than the entre.
They should call them topless mimosas.
Spend quality time with quality people.
Maybe the early bird only gets the early worm.
There's a difference between tolerating and supporting.
Maybe in life there are no solutions, just different decisions you make.
At the end of this life, you may find that some things that seemed lucky were actually earned.
Ignorance was never bliss; it was just ignorance.
Real men are not born; they are created.
At the beginning of the year, your planner is a to-do list; at the end, it's a list of accomplishments.
There is no point in shoulda, woulda, or coulda. You didn't.
Among humans, differences are to be identified, categorized, and celebrated, not ignored. No, we are not all the same, but we are all equal and each bring a valuable piece of the puzzle to the table.
A photogenic memory is better than a photographic one.
Health includes mind, body, and spirit.
Choose yourself one day and then continue to choose yourself every day after that.
Mental illness explains, but does not excuse.
Be grateful for your ability to articulate, period.
Don't strive to be the ignition in someone else's life. Instead, be the thing that lights your own light on fire and keeps it burning.
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